Three (3) Chaim-ku

Chaim, Hebrew for 'Life'
But what does Bar-Levi mean?
It means 'Beast in Shorts'

How great is Chaim's love?
He'll love you so deeply, you'll
secrete CCK

How great is Chaim's love?
He'll love you so deeply, that
Chaim's in your Chyme

Quote of the Day

"I have finally finished baking those cookies and brewing that Coffee. I gotta get some shut eye before the big day tomorrow."- Chaim Bar-eli, several minutes before changing into his PJs for bed

A Warning

"I'm going to hit the sack in a few. You better come to POPS or its your ass"

What do Chaim, Wade Boggs, Rick Flair, and the temporal cortex have to do with each other??? More than you think

 

You know how you sometimes have dreams, then it's extremely difficult to piece them together the next morning? Well that's not the case with the one I had last night.....I can never forget this. It's ironic that the very week we celebrate our first

 annual Chaim Day, the little devil himself is making multiple appearances in my nightly hallucations. 

C- CLARITY 

So we all know who the greatest Yankee to never win a World Series was, right?? While it may be Don Mattingly, I was always more of a Wade Boggs fan, especially since he actually did help us win the World Series in '96. Anyway, their is a lesser known side of Boggs: his scholarship of 18th century British history. He isn't just your run-of-the mill author arguing that King George wasn't that bad of a guy. He liked to roll up his sleeves and get involved in some of the messier problems of the day. 

Going back to my dream, for some reason I was on a ship headed towards London. Where I departed from I am still unsure. Maybe Technotitilan? Possibly New Orleans? That's not the point. I was accompanying none other than legendary politician Pitt the Elder, who had been vacationing in the "New World" after his New Castle government coalition had been dissolved in 1761. Yes, this was before the revolutionary war, before we would fight for our independence the very first of many times to come. You will NEVER guess who the captain of the ship was?

H- HEROIC

Chaim "Howard" Bar-Eli himself. Now while we all like to consider ourselves experts on his life, I personally was not aware of any previous maritime experiences that may have qualified him for his role. 

A- ACADEMIC

Back on the deck of the ship, we were in the midst of a severe storm. Chaim's heroism was on display for everyone, rescuing multiple sailors from falling overboard to a sure drowning, steering the ship with such mastery that it would make that pilot from Top Gun jealous. 

I- IN tune with your feelings

Unfortunately, even Chaim could not save me. I slipped on a relatively salty portion of the deck and slammed my head into the ground. Suddenly, I accused everyone around me of being an imposter. Even though there was not much that even Chaim could do for me, he was able to diagnose a bilateral lesion in my temporal association cortex. I wasn't sure where this dream was taking me but it was at this moment that I was awaken by my alarm clock. 

M- MATURITY

DONT FORGET ABOUT POPS TOMORROW FROM 9AM to 11 AM

Chaim-lick maneuver

Donations

Each Chaim Day activity will be free of charge for RWJMS students. However, donations would be appreciated. 100% of the proceeds to the 2009 Chaim Day will go to one of the three following charities:

1.) "Buy Chaim a Lap Dance Fund"
2.) "Chaim Sleeps Over at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Fund"
3.) "Growth Hormone for Medical Students Under 5'6" Fund"

Promise Keepers

We've received an overwhelming number of requests from students willing to give their virginity to Chaim. While we appreciate the sentiment, perhaps people are being overzealous. Perhaps even misguided. I'm looking you straight in the face and speaking slowly, Wajdi.

Buy a Chaim-gram

Now's your chance to get in on the Chaim Day action!!! Chaim will be available in between "Chaim Day Events" to deliver personalized Chaim-grams. Want Chaim to sit next to you during Physio? Want Chaim to serenade your lady after POPs? Want Chaim to carry your books?

Well now your dreams can come true!!!

Make a pledge to Chaim's charity and you can have him do whatever you want (as long as it's legal)! The pledge can be any amount (we're not picky). Email your request to potestcp@umdnj.edu

It's almost Chaim!!!

Here's what you've all been waiting for: the schedule of events for Chaim Day!

8:15 am: Chaim Meet and Greet in the Great Hall. As a way of thanking everyone for attending Chaim Day, Chaim will greet everyone before the first class of the day (which is mandatory, by the way...). Start your Chaim Day off right with Coffee, OJ, and homemade cookies supplied by Chaim himself!

9:00 am: POPS (mandatory class)

12:00 pm: Chaim Kissing Booth/Hugging Booth/Autograph Booth. This is your first and only opportunity to get a souvenir from the first annual Chaim Day!! Pose for a picture, take your own, or help yourself to one of our ready made photos of Chaim. Chaim will even personalize the photo and autograph it himself. It's a great collectors item for children of all ages! Also, buy a kiss from Chaim for yourself or a friend (or enemy...).

3:00 pm: A Word From Chaim on His Special Day. Come listen to Chaim speak after the last class of the day. This portion of Chaim Day will be unforgetable...to say the least.

10:00 pm: Chaim Karaoke. The culmination of the greatest day of this block. Meet Chaim in all of his glory and watch him sing such celebratory songs as "Hit me Baby One More Chaim," "Chaim after Chaim," "I had the Chaim of my Life," "Chaimway to Hell," etc.

Violations of the Space-Chaim Continuum

True story.

Chaimway to hell

The physio dude was cool enough to finish his lecture early so there is time to post on this blog. I'll just let you know whats on my mind, since I've been thinking a lot about Chaim and thus he is what is on my  mind. 

C  harming

H andsome

A ttractive

I nteresting

M outhwatering

The only thing he is missing in his name is a "P" for patriotism. We cant get everything in life I guess